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So like,

Guys while Jumping is like, Girls are like, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dec 31st

New Year's Eve and I get to sit here on my own all...

Awesome. luv lyf

Dec 31st

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Tonight at midnight though.

givemeallyourhopelesshearts: pinksparklypants: I can be all “OH MY GAWD YOU GUISE IT’S 2011!!!!!” and then everyone from America will be online. And it will still be 2010 there. And it will be total mindfuck. Like I am talking to people from the past. FUCK LOGIC.

Dec 31st

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Do you ever wonder if you're that random person in...

teap0ts: Sort of like this? And now he/she and their friends are laughing hysterically over your face and you don’t even know?

Dec 30th

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Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob...

annabannaberry:

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Dec 25th

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Reasons I love Twilight:

snatchmescabior-: It’s the best paper weight in the world I will never again have ring marks on my tables with this fabulous coaster If I’m ever in need of firewood, I have 400+ worthless pages at my disposal If I’m ever in danger, I have a perfect projectile It’s the perfect door stop

Dec 25th

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Dec 22nd

I hate the phrase "No homo."

teap0ts: thegroundislava-: It’s like hugging a younger kid that you babysit and going, “Oh, no pedophilia!” Or kissing your mom on the cheek and going, “Oh, no incest!” Or cuddling your cat and going, “Oh, no bestiality!” HAHAHA gold <3

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